Yesenia. Since 1996. Bartender. Dancer. 🇬🇹🥀 ¡VIVA MI GENTE! 🤛🏽 Stop being a bitch and wear your mask, we’re in a pandemic—- 👺
Lennox, CA
Joined on 17 February, 2010
twitter has single handedly made me laugh way too much today, I cannot get enough of this app 🥴
Quoted @thejaybailey876
Parents be like "I know my child" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this made me laugh too much
Bro this shit was a nightmare
The plumber came to fix my shitty bathtub and he’s even having a rough time processing this.
I had those EXACT stickers 😭
never
Replying to @thering26: Before listening to
Telepatía by Kali Uchis: After:
Sometimes we’re goofy at work when it’s slow. Sometimes we want to murder each other when we’re in the weeds. There is no in between.
There’s a whole ass nail in my tire, I fucking hate car maintenance! Who leaves a whole ass nail in the middle of the road?
Before listening to
Telepatía by Kali Uchis: After:
I miss burning CD’s 😭 I didn’t even make them for anyone, I made them for ME!
Replying to @H3NTAIBARBI3: Reject modernity embrace tradition
Reject modernity embrace tradition
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